Wow. Just Wow

Sometimes my travels about the intertoobz take me to places where the line between satire and insanity fades, and reality itself seems to blur. I had to create a new blogging category for this conspiracy theory from a cat named Jim Garrow. Check it:

“What we’re going to see soon is an unveiling of the concept that we have in fact been contacted by and have been in communication with people from other civilizations beyond earth and that will be part of the great deception that is forthcoming soon from Mr. Obama,” Garrow told Rush.

Hoo boy! That is some top-shelf nuttery right there. I had to check to make sure I hadn’t accidentally wandered onto The Onion. I see my theory that when this country elected a black preznit, it actually broke some people’s brains is holding up well. Continue, sir.

Garrow added that Obama will claim he is in contact with aliens as part of “the greatest deception that mankind has ever faced” all in order to increase his popularity and help his low poll numbers.

And here I was, thinking Michelle’s husband would do something pedestrian like continuing to improve upon, and promote the successes of, the Affordable Care Act. It never even occurred to me that he might play the alien species card. I guess I just wasn’t looking at the big picture. But wait! It gets worse.

As for the Americans who rise up against Obama and aren’t deceived by his alien plot, Rush predicted that patriotic civilians and soldiers will fight Obama’s Chinese-United Nations army. Garrow even said that Obama will send in troops from Canada to bring down the insurgency…

When you are trying to rouse the rubes with a little-green-men-save-Obamacare conspiracy theory pulled right out of your ass, you want to make it as scary as possible, so I can understand the Chinese-United Nations Army bit, but why throw the Canadians in there? Seriously, the Misery National Guard could probably kick Canada’s ass.


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