Capitulation Is Winning

It appears the junior Senator from Texas wants very badly to be preznit, but something tells me he’s already peaked at teabagger-in-chief. The government shutdown he helped orchestrate in order to shut down Obamacare is over. Not only is Obamacare still the law of the land, none of their other increasingly desperate ransom demands were met either. In short, the Republicans got their ass handed to them. But Ted Cruz doesn’t see it that way:

…That was a remarkable victory to see the House engage in a profile of courage.

Unfortunately, the Senate chose not to follow the House. And in particular, we saw real division among the House of Representatives. That was unfortunate. I would point out that had Senate Republicans united, and supported House Republicans, the outcome of this, I believe, would’ve been very, very different. I wish that had happened, but it did not.

He sounds like the bad guy at the end of every Scooby-Doo cartoon.¬†“We would have won if it weren’t for those pussies in the Senate.”

I swear, he might actually be crazier and more delusional than Michele Bachmann. That’s a pretty scary thought in itself, but what really bugs me about him is every time I see a picture of him, I flash back 30 years, because he looks¬†just like my old Uncle Toot did back in the day. And that pisses me off because my Uncle Toot is the nicest guy you could ever meet. Whereas Ted Cruz is just a big, flaming asshole.

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